Well, good reader, let me tell you which food is added to my "Do Not Eat Because You Obviously Can't Control Yourself and Eat It Until You Have To Lie on the Couch and Wish for a Stomach Transplant" List...
That's right ladies and gentlemen. I made the mistake of picking up another loaf because I had TONS of that pesto left over. *chirp chirp* Ummm.... Okay, I had some tomato pesto left over. And I'm here to tell you...
IT'S THE DEVIL!!! RUN!!! RUN FAR, FAR AWAY!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
Where's Dean and Sam when you need them? (Supernatural fans will get that one.)
So I tried to get rid of it.
I tried to throw it away.
But it came back.
It didn't work. So I stabbed it a few more times.
Finally, I figured blunt force trauma would do the trick.