Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Day 13 - Lean Cuisine Pizza is made by Satan.

You know how there are those items that you either 1) can't buy or 2) must by just one of?

I have discovered that Lean Cuisine's Four Cheese Pizza, with it's temptation filled cover showing all of its (fake) gooey cheesy goodness, is one of those for me. I mean, just look at the box:
EVIL!!!!  EVIL I SAY!

I have to just buy ONE if I do buy them in the future.  I swear, they are evil.  Probably made by Satan.  In Hell.  With crack.  A special crack called.... sodium.  That salt gets me every time!  I'm still on track for my calorie count today but still, I had 2 of those things! Two!  I know.  I am horrible.

Let's see, what other items can I not buy or buy one of??
1) Hostess 100 Calorie Chocolate Cupcakes (They really are good and only 100 calories, but it doesn't help if you eat all 6 packets.)  
2) String cheese (I have a tendency to eat more than one.  But I think with my new found willpower, it's doable.)
3) Baked Lays (It's that damn crack... I mean, sodium.  I start with the intention of eating one serving.  And I succeed.... if one serving is an entire BAG.)
4) Milk Duds (It's the sugar crack.)

5) Bread of any kind... especially if it has Jess' tomato pesto on it.
I'm know that there are TONS of others but I can't think of them right now.

What about you guys?  What things can you just not buy?

12 comments:

Lynda with a Y said...

Those microwave meals are only appetizers for me--I am not satisfied with them. Also, don't leave me alone with the Quaker mini rice cakes. I will surely eat the bag.

He Took MY Last Name said...

LOL what a funny blog, just stopping by to say thanks for the comment and the follow and now I will follow you! how cute :)

ARJules said...

Lynda - They say that those microwave meals should never be eaten alone. Because they just don't have the calories that you need for a meal. I just don't think they meant to eat two instead. Ha ha ha! Lesson learned right? I've never eaten mini rice cakes. Maybe I shouldn't... hmmmmmm....

He Took MY Last Name - Thanks for the compliment and the follow! I really appreciate it! See you around Blogtown!

x said...

Rasberry Danish by Entenmann's (sp?) - love/HATE that one

And will add more...

He Took MY Last Name said...

ooh i love raspberry anything and danishes too! I once ate one in a whole day and then when my husband freaked out it was gone I tried to play it off like I didnt know waht he was on about I said we never bought it. He didnt buy my lie though lol

JourneyBeyondSurvival said...

I think High Furctose Corn Syrup is manufactured right there next to your evil LeanCuisines. In fact, it probably powers the flames of Hell.

If I have one thing with it I can get derailed for the rest of the day...week...you get the picture.

x said...

Is it wrong that I'm sitting here eating as I read these? *sigh*

ARJules said...

Journey - Maybe the extract the evilness from the high fructose corn syrup and inject it into other foods. The corn syrup just might be the source of all evil!

X - I wish I was! I'm starving. (At work longer than I expected.) Let's cross our fingers that I don't go crazy eating when I get home!!

ARJules said...

He Took MY Last Name - Raspberry what?? I dont' know what you are talking about? What's the charred cardboard in the trash? Oh nothing... something just... spontaneously caught on fire. Am I trying to hide something?? No!! Why would you say that?! Don't you trust me at all??? *insert batting eyelashes here*

Merri said...

My roomie eats a lot more than me, so its hard for me to eat too much of anything, because he can eat faster than I can. (seriously, we bake 24 cupcakes & I only get FOUR because he's scoffed the rest down faster than I can chew!) Lol. Peeps disapear really fast in our house. I can eat packs and packs of those. And if I start eating hummus, I usually finish the entire container.

ARJules said...

OMG - I love hummus!! I can eat the entire container too! I wish I had a roomie that would eat the bad stuff before I did. As long as they paid for it. ha ha ha

Merri said...

well, roomie is best friend so its ok and we share our food and its ok i dont have as much of a sweet tooth as him anyways.

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